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A Beautiful Girl Goes Into A Bar

A beautiful girl goes into a bar and sits down next to an elderly guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in over a year, also,...

So this woman walks into a butcher’s shop just before closing time on Christmas Eve and asks. “Do you have any Turkeys?” The butcher opens...

* Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have y...

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came ...

An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He sees a group of rough rider lookin ’scound...

A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs...

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors"...