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Snoring Dog

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the wom...

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk a...

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds ...

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself toge...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...

A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child... Just weeks after returning home from the ...

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy...

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: “Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?” “No daddy she is u...