There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they h...
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t k...
Funny (dirty) Joke: Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Prostitutes — $50.00.” A policeman, seein...
Funny (dirty) Joke: A Mother had 3 virgin daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a few weeks of each other. But Mom was a bit worried about how th...
The Daily Headline Man Asks A Farmer Why He Was Drunk In The Middle Of The Day. Then
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, 'Hey, why are you sitting here on t...
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...
Divorced Woman Adopts 2 Babies Out of Foster Care, Learns Her ‘Irish Twins’ Are Actually Siblings
Four years ago, I was a newly divorced woman in her early 30s who was trying to find her path. God was calling me to be someone other than w...
An Old Man Was Sitting In A Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and ...
Mom confesses to her son about an affair she had. The boy realises his mom's husband isn't his biological father.
Mom confesses to her son about an affair she had. The boy realises his mom's husband isn't his biological father. Mother: Son I’m ...