The old man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer then asks him, “So what do you do?” The old man ...
A Couple Were On Their Honeymoon.
A couple were on their honeymoon: Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband: “I have ...
All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster.
In the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proud...
An Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you with...
An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy n...
There Was An Elephant, A Giraffe, And A Hen.
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complaine...
A Jealous Husband Hired A Private Detective.
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wante...
The teacher asked, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class… “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one...
Johnny Awoke One Night.
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked. He sai...
A Daughter Reached Her 18th Birthday.
A divorced man was delighted when his daughter reached her 18th birthday. Because it would be his final child support payment. Month after m...