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When you buy a magic mirror

A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says...

St. Peter conducts a census in heaven and realizes someone is missing. So he goes to the computer and realizes that an engineer accid...

A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working the counter turns to th...

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company so off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searc...

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive ...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself toge...

An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much d...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squee...