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A man gets stopped by a police officer for doing 31 in a 30 zone

A man gets stopped by a police officer for doing 31 in a 30 zone The police man asks what the man’s job is. The man says ‘I’m an asshole...

One night, Little johnny wakes up and decides he needs to take a p!ss. So he gets out of bed and on his way to the toilet he stops by his mo...

A married couple is cruising down the highway at 60 mph. The wife is driving. Her husband looks at her and says, "the marriage has ...

Nearly Ex. One evening, after the honeymoon, Bob was working on his Harley motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by ...

Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."...

Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself... "2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7" "3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9" Hi...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hambu...

TWO ITALIANS ON A BUS ! NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH! A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. A...

A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top. A yo...

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents...