Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny g...
A man gets into a big argument with his wife
A man gets into a big argument with his wife so he decides to head up to the local bar and have a drink or two while she cools off. He ru...
A woman is constantly seeing the same man in an elevator every Friday at 3:00
She gets off on the 3rd floor and he always goes to the 5th. Finally one day she says “it always see you here, I get off on the third flo...
Joke of the day : Dear Mum & Dad,
Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm...
Joke of the day : LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT
👵🏼 LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT 👵🏼 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will yo...
A Young Man Climbs A Mountain
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I seek the greatest swor...
A Beautiful Woman Loved Growing Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a...
Joke of the day : A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between poten...
Joke of the day:I Want A Divorce
A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset. _"You ...
The Elderly Drover At The Pearly Gates
An elderly drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in. “Have you eve...