An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde lady The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken advantage of due to the age di...
Two deaf people get married
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn ...
A elderly couple had been dating
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner...
A farmer who had a herd of pigs
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to feed your pigs?” “Well...
A business man packing for a trip
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you per...
A Blonde Got Caught In A Blizzard
A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde ...
What’s He Doing Upstairs With Your Wife?
The man’s wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doing A man goes to a restaurant for dinner. He has a seat at a ta...
John Hoisted His Beer And Said
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub...
80 Year Old Lady Goes For A Birthday Drink
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on ...
A gorgeous redhead woman
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead woman sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out ...