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A salesman’s car breaks down

A salesman’s car breaks down, So he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees. In the middle of the night, the salesma...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a t...

After a wonderful night of lovemaking, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on...

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, “Trick or treat?” I looked at him and asked, “What have you come as?” He said, “...

A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to surv...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says, ‘Sisters of Mercy House ...

A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy and says, “Seve...

A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, ...

One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The ...

After 15 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie She said, “I love you, but I know this othe...