One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was ...
Painless Birth
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that w...
Old Man And Prostitute
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a while so she whis...
Men Being Men
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of ...
The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apa...
You’ve got to make love to me this very moment
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, …wearing only The t-shirt that she normal...
Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife n****ked on the bed, s...
A Young Woman Visits A Florist
A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother. As she’s perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she’s ever seen sit...
His Friend Suggested A Sex Certificate For His Wifes Birthday
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,… “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday.” “She has everything, and besides,...
The Swede’s Wife Steps Up To The Tee
The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct la...