The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a baby elephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to ...
Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe
Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe, and end up in Transylvania. While stopped at a traffic signal, a tiny Dracula jumps up on th...
A Mother Hears A Humming Sound
A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in. Finding her daughter sitting on the bed using her personal toy she ...
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and pr...
Secret Of a Great Marriage
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twi...
Fondness Of Women's Sacrifice
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they deci...
Back on January 9th, a group of Hells Angels
Back on January 9th, a group of Hells Angels, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee D...
A woman died and found herself standing outside
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I reall...
Home From School – Humor
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th w...
Funny Joke ‣ Have You Been A Good Girl?
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. ...