An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I've never been better!” he boasted “I'v...
Curtainless Bathroom
Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny t...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...
Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons Choice Of Words, So Tells Him This
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells a...
Funny Joke ‣ My Name Katz
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a...
Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys A New Corvette
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continue...
A local man is very excited to see the magic
With the circus in town a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the c...
The Husband And His Young Wife
The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty ho...
A man goes to prison for robbery
After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “F...
Gift Giving
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the...