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A wife was in bed with her lover

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even ...

A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tri...

Young Johnny was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer’s store in Kampala. While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and ...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....

One day a king stepped out of the gates of his palace and found a man standing there. The man had a plump chicken in his hands. On seeing th...

A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The ...

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all ...

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells th...

A guy walks in the local brothel, says, “I want the cheapest one you got, I don’t have much money.” The guy behind the counter says “How bou...

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but she couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many m...