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Two blondes were flying to Miami

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and t...

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” ...

Two elderly ladies, Maxine and Gilda, had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventur...

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over...

Little Johnny and his father went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, Little Johnny suddenly became curious about th...

Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That's a great son Who is she?”...

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams ” bitchss and asses!”...

There’s An Elderly Couple Who Has Reached That Point In Life, Where Sex Isn’t Part Of The Itinerary Anymore. One Night, The Wife Turns To He...

Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked ...