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Funny Jokes: A boy dares a girl to climb a tree

A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. The girl does it, while the boy is looking from right under her. That night the girl tells her ...

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” a...

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, wh...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m ...

The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a baby elephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to ...

Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe, and end up in Transylvania. While stopped at a traffic signal, a tiny Dracula jumps up on th...

A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in. Finding her daughter sitting on the bed using her personal toy she ...

A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and pr...

His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twi...

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they deci...