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Little Johnny walks in on his mother

Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A b...

A man and a woman were on a undressed beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s front bottom. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrappe...

A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, “Hey baby, let me taste it on your melons.” She says, “Watch it budd...

A blonde found herself very lonely when her husband used to go away to work every day. So one day she decided to try a jigsaw puzzle to keep...

A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a Walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I ne...

A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you it will feel good, but don’...

A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” she asked th...

A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl deris...

An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old w...

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks wha...