Three Old men reminiscing in a nursing home... Three Old men reminiscing in a nursing home...............complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.The first old man said "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble."The second old man said "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take me a really long piss. Then at 6 on the dot I take a really big shit."The other two old men look at him and say "So what the hell are you complaining about?"The third old man says "I don't wake up until 7".