Two Little Old ladies

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Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.🌹🌻🌺

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The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!πŸƒ‍♀️
"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her 



clothes.πŸ‘œπŸ‘—πŸ‘™πŸ§€πŸ•ΆπŸ₯ΏπŸ‘’
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.🌹 Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.☺
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.πŸŽΆπŸŒΊπŸ•ΆπŸ“£πŸ˜„πŸŽΌπŸ””
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping 




crowd.πŸ‘πŸ™†‍♀️πŸ™†‍♂️πŸ™‹‍♀️πŸ‘
"What happened?” asked Connie.πŸ€”
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" πŸ†πŸŽ–

🌹Life is short...

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