God was just about done creating humans. He was
feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two
parts left over.
He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and
Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them.
“I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to decide who
gets what. The first thing is the ability to pee standing
up…”
Adam interrupted, “Oh please give that to me! I’d love to
be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a
man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!”
On and on he went like an excited little boy, bouncing up
and down.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it
so badly, he could have it.
So God gave Adam the ability to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited that he just started whizzing all over
the place – first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his
name in the sand, and then he ‘did the helicopter’ with
his thing.
“Look Eve, I’m a sprinkler!”
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God
said to Eve, “Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck with the
last thing I have left.”
Eve asked, “What’s that?”
God said, “Brains.”
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