IF I DIED... A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last along time, so I guess she would.”“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”“Oh, no,” the husband replies. "She's left-handed!"