Good God, Woman!

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An Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and, 


as she bends over to place her ball on the tee,


 a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals 


her lack of underwear.


“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing


 any undies?” her husband demanded.


“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping


 money to afford any.” The Englishman 


immediately reaches into his pocket and says,


 “For the sake of decency, here’s £20. Go and 


buy yourself some underwear.”




Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her


 ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to 


show that she too is wearing no undies.


“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no 


undies. Why not?” She replies, “I can’t afford 


any on the money you give me.” He reaches 


into his pocket and says, “For the sake of 


decency, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself 


some underwear!”


Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The 


wind also takes her skirt over her head to 


reveal that she, too, is naked under it.


“Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where are yer drawers?”


She too explains, “You dinna give me enough 


money ta be able ta affarrd any!”




The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and 


Says, “Well, fer the love’ O Jesus, here’s a 



comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.” 

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