Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katiewent straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year oldgrandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 yearsold having sex would surely be asking for trouble."Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising ouradvanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when thechurch bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice andslow andeven. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on theDong."She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive ifthe ice cream truck hadn't come along,"