Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie

went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year old

grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her

 grandmother replied,

He had a heart attack while we were making love on

 Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly

 100 years

old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago,

 realising our

advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was

 when the

church bells would start to ring. It was just the right

 rhythm. Nice and

slow and

even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and

 out on the


She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still

 be alive if

the ice cream truck hadn't come along,"

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