There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.
After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H – Husband, W – Wife) H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” H – “What’s the price?” W – “Only $1,000.” H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…” W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…” H – “What price did he quote you?” W – “Only $1,65,000…” H – “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…” H – “What?” W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.” H – “How much are they asking?” W – “Only $14,50,000 — a magnificent price… and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…” H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?” W – “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! You’re the best Husband in the world. I love you!!!” H – “Bye… I love you too…” The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, * * * * * * * * * “Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to … ???”