HILARIOUS MARRIAGE JOKE: WIFE V/S BEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD

 

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.

 After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
 Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
 One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
 (H – Husband, W – Wife) 
H – “Hello?”
 W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” 
H – “Yes.”
 W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” 
H – “What’s the price?” 
W – “Only $1,000.” H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…” 
W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2019 models.
 I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price.
 And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…” 
H – “What price did he quote you?” 
W – “Only $1,65,000…” 
H – “OK, but for that price
 I want it with all the options.”
 W – “Great! But before we hang up, something else…” 
H – “What?” 
W – “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property.” 
H – “How much are they asking?”
 W – “Only $14,50,000 — a magnificent price… and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
 H – “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $14,20,000. OK?” 
W – “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! You’re the best Husband in the world. 
I love you!!!” 
H – “Bye… I love you too…”
 The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, * * * * * * * * * “Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to … ???”