LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT 👵🏼 LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT 👵🏼Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! 'Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, " April Fool!"And that's when I sh*ot him, the little bast*ard.