An Old Lady Went To A Bank To Withdraw Money. An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money…The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said,“I would like to withdraw $500.”The female teller told her,“For withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.”The old lady then asked, “Why?”The teller irritably told her,“These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”She then returned the card to the old lady.The old lady remained silent.But she returned the card to the teller and said,“Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.She nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady,“My apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?”The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.