A beautiful girl goes into a bar and sits down next to an elderly guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in over a year, also, he’s sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept:
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom girl.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy.
It starts to get late and the bartender calls out the last drink for alcohol, then the girl leans over to the guy and says…
“Let’s have this last drink at my apartment.”
Taken back by her request, and trembling, the elderly guy finally utters the word.
They get up from the barstool arm and arm headed for the door when the girl stops him and says.
“Before we go back to my apartment there’s one thing I have to tell you, I’m on my menstrual cycle.”