Three Blondes Were Driving Through The Desert When Their Car Broke Down

 

 

There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.

They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better

The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”

The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”

 

The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”

Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together.

Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles.

One blonde says

“We need to find a faster way to get home.”

The next day, they come to work on a donkey.

After work, they come out and see a donkey tied to the fence.

“I think we’re going to have to wait again, ” says the one blonde.

“I’m not convinced that’s our donkey.”

“Why not?” asks the second blonde.

The first blonde says,

“Well, this donkey only has one a**hole, and this morning when we rode in, I distinctly overhead someone say,

“Hey look at those two a**holes on that donkey.”