Two Giraffes Enter A Bar

 

Two giraffes enter a bar and get hammered.

After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor.

The bartender looks at the other giraffe and says:

” hey! You can’t leave that lying there!”

And the other giraffe drunk, slow blinking eyes, stammering words says:

” That’s not a lion!… That’s a giraffe!! “