The Retirement Complex The New Manager Addressed All The Seniors.

  On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: “The female sleeping ...

A man playing on a new golf course

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and as...

Why People Hate High School Reunions

   jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

  Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sle...

Chuckle Of The Day – The Pastor’s Wife Was Expecting A Baby.

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a ru...

A Mother Was Tucking Her Small Boy Into Bed.

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he as...

Johnny And Susie, Each Five Years Old.

  Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to S...

A Lawyer And A Senior Citizen Are Sitting Next To Each Other.

  A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that pensioners are so dumb that he ...

Joke Of Today: Bartender &

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.  The bartender would squee...