Little Johnny catches his dad and the nanny in the act - so he makes a deal

 

Kenny comes in to school one morning wearing a brand new watch. His best friend, Little Johnny, wants to know where the watch is from, so Kenny tells his story: "I was headed back to my bedroom after going to the bathroom, when I heard a strange noise coming from the nanny's bedroom." "I walked in and saw my dad on top of the nanny." "Dad said I could have anything I wanted as long as I didn’t tell the family." "So I asked for a new watch and here it is." Little Johnny decides he wants a new watch too! So night after night he peeks his head out of his bedroom door and listens for any strange noises and, sure enough, eventually he hears some banging and groaning from down the hall. He sneaks down the hall to the nanny's room, and opens the door. He catches his dad and the nanny in the act, so his dad offers him anything he wants to keep quiet about the whole affair. Little Johnny excitedly says, "I want a watch." The dad sighs and says, "Alright, but go and stand in the corner and don’t make a sound!"