Three Couples Went To A Hotel. They were all served by Bill. The first man was married to a nurse.“Nurses are cute.”Bill thought to himself.The second man was married to a phone operator.“Phone operators have sexy voices.”Bill thought to himself.The third man was married to a teacher.“Teachers are too formal and strict. poor guy.”Bill thought to himself.After their honeymoons were over, Bill got a call from the first man.“NEVER MARRY A NURSE! ALL I HEARD LAST NIGHT WAS ‘THAT’S UNSANITARY. THAT’S UNSANITARY’!” he screamed into the phone.A little later, Bill got a call from the second man.“DON’T MARRY A PHONE OPERATOR! ALL SHE SAID WAS ‘YOUR THREE MINUTES ARE UP!” the man raged.After a few more minutes, Bill got a call from the last man.“Remember to marry a teacher, Bill. She kept saying ‘we’re going to do this over and over again until we get it right.”
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