Two Flies Are Out On A Date .

Two flies are out on a date

So they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road.

They rush down and start feasting when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face.

The other fly asks, “Are you okay?”

The fly responds with a skirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says,

“Dude, how rude! You fart while I’m eating!”