After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

 

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife

 came for

 counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife

 went into a tirade

 listing every problem they had ever had in the

 years they had

 been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,

 emptiness,

 loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an

 entire laundry

 list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length

 of time, the

 therapist got up, walked around the desk and

 after asking the

 wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her

 long and

 passionately as her husband watched – with a

 raised

 eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a

 daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said,

 “This is what

 your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can

 you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays…………..but I fish on Fridays. www.f