TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. TWO ELDERLY NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE.AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER,” WOULDN’T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?”THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED,“INDEED IT WOULD, SISTER, BUT I WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER, SINCE I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND.”“I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM”THE OTHER NUN REPLIED, AND SHE PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISED LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.“WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR,” THE NUN SAID,“BACK AT OUR NUNNERY, WE CALL IT A CATHOLIC SHAMPOO.”WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE COUNTER.PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZEL STICKS, AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED, AND SAID,“THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE.”
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