A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...
Why I Fired My Secretary
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself toge...
A boy and his father in a mall
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An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much d...
Joke Of Today: Bartender &
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squee...
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman...
The butler and the wife
There was a butler named John who worked for an old decrepit Billionaire that had a smoking hot 25 year old wife. John was infatuated with h...
Hilarious Joke: What starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?...