A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine th...
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself toge...
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An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much d...
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There was a butler named John who worked for an old decrepit Billionaire that had a smoking hot 25 year old wife. John was infatuated with h...
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?...