A blind man has a funny way of ordering his food

Menu sir?” asked the owner.

“I’m blind, just bring me one of

your dirty forks. I will smell it and

order.”

The confused owner went to the

kitchen to retrieve a fork, and

returned to the blind man.

The blind man smelt the fork with

a deep breath, “Yes I will have the

lamb with seasoned potatoes

and spring vegetables.”

“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.

The blind man ate and left.

2 weeks later the blind man

returned.

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