Paddy And Mick At The Unemployment Office

Paddy and Mick were both laid off,

so they went to the unemployment office:

When asked his occupation, Paddy answered,

“Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers and thongs.”

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week of unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked about his occupation replied. “Diesel Fitter.”

Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.

When Paddy found out he was furious.

He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker were collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained….

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