A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down……


The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"


"Sure," answered the blond, "do you need a lift?"


"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."


"I'd be happy to," said the blond .


So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blond's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.


Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when ...

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