A 75-year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said. “Take this jar home and bring ...
Saying Goodbye To Mother
We were dressed and ready to go out for the party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parake...
L.Jimmy Was Wearing A Brand New Watch
Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” Asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” Re...
Chatting with a bull
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the ener...
A Man Is Driving Down A Country Road.
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and knocks on a farmhou...
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by.
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're ...
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings
A guy and his girlfriend are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The girl is just hopping out so she says, “I’ll get it”. ...
Diary Of A YOUNG WIFE
Diary Of A YOUNG WIFE Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel ...
Viralfunnyjokes: Married Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy In 3 Words
A woman (mom) was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man...
Paddy got married
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their s...
Blind Man joke
A man and his wife were going for a stroll one night when they spotted what was obviously a blind man taking a walk on the other side of the...