A Housewife Is In Bed.

A housewife is in bed with her lover.

All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up.

He came home early from a business trip!

In a panic, she is frantically trying to think of a place to hide her lover and suddenly has an idea.

She tells him to go stand in a corner of the kitchen and pretend to be a statue.

She saw a similar statue at the neighbour’s house and thinks the husband ...

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