Johnny Is Sitting In Class .

Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words.

She asks the class to use a word in a sentence.

The teacher says the word is “contagious”.

Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arms up.

The teacher figures there is no way Johnny can come up with something rude for this word, and she calls his name to use the word in a sentence.

Johnny says the other day, my dad and I were driving down ...

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