An 85 year old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry's. Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.
The man is so attractive she cannot keep her eyes off him.
After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes and says in a sulty tone, "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. I doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it. For this I want $100 cash. And, there's another condition."