Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. 


"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each present something that symbolizes Christmas if you wish to get into heaven." 


The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It's a candle," he said. 


"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," Saint Peter announced. 


The Scotsman reached into ... 

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