A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not h...
She Had A Sore Throat
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw sup...
A Blonde Woman Called Her Brunette Friend
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!” “What’s the jigsaw sup...
A Man Tries To Bang Bang With His Wife
A man tries to bang bang with his wife. She tells him, “I’m sorry, honey. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, so I want to be fresh”...
A Man Is Stranded On A Desert Island For 10 Years
One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore. She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?” He repl...
A Blonde Is Walking Past A Pasture
A Blonde Is Walking Past A Pasture Being curious about various farm animals and seeing a farmer nearby she asks him “How come those cows don...
On The First Night Of Honeymoon
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one o...
Jack Decided To Go Skiing With His Best Friend
Jack decided to go skiing with his best friend buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours,...
A Very Attractive Blonde Woman
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I...
Funny Joke ‣ Whip Me
A young couple was making passionate love in the guy’s van (shag carpets, big double mattress in the back… ) when suddenly the girl, being a...
Typical Macho Man Married Good Looking Lady
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I...
Three Moms Brunette, A Redhead And A Blonde
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went thro...
I Haven’t Had Sex Since 1956
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief sai...
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general be...
Funny Joke ‣ Did God Make You
“Did God make you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, ...
A Rich Dude And His Wife Were Having Dinner
A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint. This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table, gives the husban...
Do You Have? – Humor
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lad...
Funny Joke ‣ $200 Just For One Night?
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night ...
Two Women Walking Home After Night Out
Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her...
A Young Man Finally Got A Date
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went u...
Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “Sister...
A Man Give His Wife A Healthy Pinch On Butt
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, “If you fi...
A Blonde and Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read ...
A Lady Walks Into A Dancy Jewelry Store
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends o...
A pro Rugby player with tattoos on body
A very tall man walks into a bar… and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place. T...
Going To Be A Long Night Tonight
After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy...
I Feel Just Like A Newborn Baby
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree. When one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 ...
Little Johnny Was In Class
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other...
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