A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
“I dreamt they were auctioning off weapons in this place,” she began, “the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20.”
“How about the ones like mine?” asked her husband.
“Those they gave away,” she replied tongue in cheek.
“I had a dream too,” started the husband.
“I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies.