A beauty pageant was underway, when the police were called by the lady organizing the event.
She ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle.
“Please come quickly,” she said in horror, “we’ve found a peep-hole drilled into the changing room.”
“Some pervert has been watching us!”
“Don’t worry,” the policeman said reassuringly, “we’ll track down the suspect right away.”
“Please tell all the beauty contestants to go back to their routines. There’s nothing to worry about anymore.”
The lady smiled, relieved.