Poor Boy Rich Girl

A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl deris...

The Biggest Boots

  An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old w...

A guy is walking along the beach

A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks wha...

Old Man Gets His Young Bride Pregnant

An 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I've never been better!” he boasted “I'v...

Curtainless Bathroom

Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny t...

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...

Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons Choice Of Words, So Tells Him This

So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells a...

Funny Joke ‣ My Name Katz

A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near  Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a...

Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys A New Corvette

While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continue...

A local man is very excited to see the magic

With the circus in town a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the c...

The Husband And His Young Wife

The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty ho...

A man goes to prison for robbery

  After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “F...

Gift Giving

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the...

Funny Joke ‣ Lord, They Are Finally Together

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...

Funny Joke ‣ You Can Do It I Trust You

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next mornin...

Story ‣ Parrot’s Advices

  A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything else the bird ask...

Funny Jokes: A boy dares a girl to climb a tree

A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. The girl does it, while the boy is looking from right under her.  That night the girl tells her ...

Funny Joke ‣ Inexperienced Guy

  A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” a...

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, wh...

A man is in bed with his wife

  A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m ...