One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky:
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her. “Honey, would you have s*x with me?”
Horrified, she replies. “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asks, grinning at her.
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”