His friends to him at coffee:
“We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids.
You don’t make her say things twice.
Tell us the secret of this happiness or we’ll consider you as a diffident.”
“Well, i can shortly explain. After our wedding, she started riding her horse and so was i. My horse’s feet got caught. she knelt right next to horse and she said “once”.
We rode a few metres, then my horse’s feet got caught again. She knelt right next to horse and she said “twice”.
A few minutes later it happened again, she knelt right next to horse and she said “third”. Then she shot him in the face. I was shocked.
I yelled at her:
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