Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She ...
Aesop ‣ The Fox & The Rooster
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing the thi...
Judge Interviews Woman Regarding Her Pending Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four...
A husband tired of his wife asking how she looks
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she just s...
A husband and wife decide on a code
A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having lovemaking to escape the attention of their son. According to ...
Tricksters Humbled : A Raman Story
Four travellers once asked an old woman to keep a little bundle for them and told her to give it back only when all four were present. One...
He goes home to tell his wife
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long ...
A husband and wife go to counseling
After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade of ...
A boy’s parents are fighting
A boy’s parents are fighting and the mom calls the dad a Bastard and the dad calls the mom a Bitch. The kid asks them what it means and they...
Johnny wanted to have make love
Johnny wanted to have make love with a girl in his office. But she belonged to someone else… One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went ...
Two old ladies were outside smoking
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a protection, cut off the tip, and put it ...
A young woman with baby in her arms
A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what...
A elderly woman joins a country club
An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf t...
Let's All Be Masters Of Our Mouths
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief. As a result, ...
The Florist Mixes Up Her Order
After settling in, she decides to message her friend. “Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office and into a beautiful ...
The Florist Mixes Up Her Order
After settling in, she decides to message her friend. “Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office and into a beautiful ...
It Wasn't There Yesterday!
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation. There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel. The Cabby ...
A Woman Walks Into A Bar
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking...
The Angry Nun Decided To Be Nice On Easter
“What a wonderful Easter day! Today, I'm so happy, I'll even be nice to the nuns”, she said. She went out of her room and saw a nun ...
97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing th...
Wife Was Preparing Breakfast.
The wife is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. The husband wanders in, still in his pyjamas. She turns to him and says, “I...
Supermarket Mother
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around Thinking nothing of it,...
A nun and a priest crossing Sahara desert on camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After du...
Mr. Jones his wife and said
The Jones didn’t have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. J...
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