Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe herse...
A man walks into a bar and hears piano
A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano and can’t see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foo...
Eight Lies Of A Mother
The story began when I was a child I was born as a son of a poor family. Even for eating, we often got lack of food Whenever the time for ea...
The Blonde’s New Job
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Umm...
Woman goes to see a doctor
Woman goes to see a doctor about her bed private problem. Doctor listens to her, nods sagely where appropriate and then tells her to undress...
Two couples are playing cards
Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor. One of the men goes under the table to pick u...
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m no...
Blonde goes to the Doctor for a checkup
So this blonde goes to the Doctor for a checkup so doc starts asking her: Age? She starts counting using her fingers, says 22 ! Height? She ...
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients
A Psychiatrist Had No Patients In His Office. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was fu...
A young couple in bed
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed....
The Husband And His Young Wife
The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty ho...
Two Senior Widows
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnston asked me out for a date. I know you went out with hi...
One Last Question!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the fo...
The Fired Blonde
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day....
Funny Joke ‣ Birthday Gift
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everyt...
Funny Joke ‣ Oh My God, Oh My God
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, “I want to feel your bre@sts” he exclaimed. “Get away from me, yo...
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