Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s d...
I’m married
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a gl...
Story ‣ Think Outside Of The Box
In a small Italian town, hundreds of years ago, a small business owner owed a large sum of money to a loan-shark. The loan-shark was a very ...
A man kisses his wife goodbye and leaves to work early in the morning
His wife calls her 2 lovers to come in just as her husband leaves. None less than 2 hours later the husband arrives. "Quick hide, it...
Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl
Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel. When they arrived bac...
Funny Joke ‣ Smart Old Lady
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” Th...
Property ?
Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses...
Funny Joke ‣ A “Romantic” Afternoon
A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his sex-life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is...
Three couples marry and stay
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married...
Old Woman's Gifts
There was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each...
A man hated his wife’s cat
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the pa...
Ray came home one night
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the...
Mother-in-law
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $1...
A very sick woman on her bed
A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife…?! The m...
A group of young women decided
A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Tw...
Two women friends met after
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son? the poor, poor lad!” sighed the other. “W...
Way Of Thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds s...
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